Today I arrived at the gym, looked around to examine the competition, and realised I could be in good standing to be chief grunter. There were a few dudes bigger than me but not as lean, and a few dudes leaner than me but not as big. I decided to test the waters on the first few sets with some grunts in line with a medium sized ape. Nobody responded with equal or better noise and so stepped up the volume to silver back gorilla and african rhino. With no other contenders I was in fact chief grunter. Win. It is quite possible I am the only one playing this game.